16 quotes from Mark Russell: 'The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.', 'It makes me think. Maybe the only meaning to life is that which we get from each other.', and 'When you trick somebody into participating in a small-time fraud, it's called a 'scam.'

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once. The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.