I told my friends you were the one
After I'd known you, like, a month
And then, you kissed some girl from high school

And I stayed in bed for, like, a week
When you said space was what you need
Waited by my phone like a goddamn fool

And now, it don't mean a thing
God, love's fuckin' embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself

For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

And I consoled you while you cried
Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy
My God, how could I be so stupid?

You found a new version of me
And I damn near started World War III
Jesus, what was I even doin'?

'Cause now, it don't mean a thing
God, love's fuckin' embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself

For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up, I give up everything
I placed my bets and it's not worth anything
I give up, give up, but I keep comin' back for more

Yeah, it don't mean a thing
God, love's fuckin' embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself, hey, hey, hey

For some weird second-string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell, yeah, yeah

I give up (ah), give up, I'll give up everything (ah-ha)
I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin'
I'm givin' up, I'm givin' up, but I keep comin' back for more