How Do You Give a Comeback?

• Be relaxed and avoid losing your temper.
• Don’t exaggerate and say something outrageous.
• Speak clearly and avoid muttering or saying ‘um’ and ‘uh’ too much.
• Have other funny comebacks ready so you aren’t left speechless after their response.
• Use their words against them and make it a part of your following comebacks.

The next time you’re hit with an insult, use a good comeback from this list:

1. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
2. People like you are the reason I’m on medication.
3. Earth is full.
4. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
5. You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
6. I believed in evolution until I met you.
7. That sounds like a you problem.